Rules of the graveyard
You can only bury what you own.
Tick the box, pass the undertaker's review, and you're done. Money is where it gets strict: revival introductions only go out for claimed, verified graves. If someone buries a project that isn't theirs, the grave comes down fast and the account goes with it.
Claim via GitHub or DNS to unlock the revival inbox
Respects are lawless.
Free and anonymous, with no account needed. Use your finger, an autoclicker, or your whole Discord. The only limit is whatever keeps the server standing.
Flowers are always real.
Every flower is paid for through Stripe. We never seed, fake, or inflate a petal, which is why this is the one ranking worth reading.
We are a venue, not a broker.
Money never moves between users through us. We make the introduction, hand over a one-page as-is transfer template, and step out of the way. There is no escrow and we take no cut.
A revival request is an introduction. That is the whole service.
Burying is free. Forever.
No premium plots and no paid verification. The ritual is the product.
Self-deprecating, never cruel.
Founders mock themselves here. The site never mocks a founder, and we bury products, not people. Slurs, harassment and spam are stopped before they go live.
“It compiled. That was the high point.”
The Famous Wing is editorial.
We write these ourselves and label them as editorial. Flowers are welcome. Revival requests are switched off, because nobody is buying Google Reader from us.