R.I.P
thelang.io
2018 – 2024
In loving memory
thelang.io
Born 2018 · died March 2024 · lived 6 yrs, 2 mo
Built by @aarondelasy ↗
“cloud programming language nobody asked for”
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real money · real flowersA flower$1
One. Heartfelt.
A bouquet$5
Six flowers. Proper.
An armful$15
Twenty. You really cared.
Eternal Flame$9
One per visit. Never goes out.
Pick a few. thelang.io deserved better.
Paid through Stripe, and they stay on the grave for good. We never seed, fake or inflate a single petal.
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